For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"

LEVELS:

• At the time of writing, Idachi is 53% through level 50! I say 'at the time of writing', because she's not done for today!

OTHER:

• Those Spidersilk Boots Pyn made the other day sold! Pyn now has 77 gold in her Get a Mount Fund!
• Guess where Idachi was today?

Although I couldn't get too close (not until at least level 55), I got to see the Dark Portal! Ooh, lore-ridden!