Just... Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fucking retards.

OTHER:

• Idachi got into Nameless Order this morning, woo woo woopants! It's a bit of a culture shock; NO has things that WoL doesn't. Ventrillo, DKP, 9 level 70's on at 10:30 in the morning running Hellfire Ramparts on Heroic mode.


• 
  
  Shendir got up to 300 in her skinning! This is the first profession other than herbalism that I've gotten this high on. YAY FOR SHEN!
  
  The asshole scorpid that Shen got her 300 skinning on had the last laugh. With his final breath, he poisoned Shendir, turning her all green and ruining her 300 skinning picture!

Hey, look. "Es-CA-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

LEVELS:

• Pyn hit 44 this afternoon....in other news, Pyn is mine again (which I kinda feel REALLY BAD ABOUT). She's also going Beast Mastery for a while...I know, remember when Beast Mastery was the red-headed stepchild of Hunter specs? Hell, I remember when Survivability was ubersauce for PvP.

OTHER:

• Idachi has left The Wrath of Lordaeron for greener pastures. It was one hell of a decision, and I suppose if they ever got the ball rolling I'd be happy to come back and do Kara with them, but until then I think paying $15 for farming motes (which is all Idachi is really doing right now) is kind of stupid. I've got a few guilds I've been looking into (Nameless Order, Merciless...), and I know not everyone from the Wrath will approve of me leaving, but life goes on and I hope I can keep helping Zammi and Capt with anything they need.

Transcend time and space? It's simple. I've practiced.

LEVELS:

• SHENDIR IS 50 NOW OMG OMG OMG. Yep....level 50 and still wearing 35 gear. Hey, it's not my fault that the Horde auction house is a damn ghost town.

OTHER:

• Just like King Richard and Prince John, Cptpoor has gloriously returned to his rightful spot as co-GM and the guild has sprung to life once again. Oo-de-lally!
  ...that still doesn't mean that I'm 100% set on staying in the guild, but it's so good to see us running something a little classier than Ramparts.

We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!

LEVELS:

• Nol hit 37 today! I really need to hit Desolace with him eventually, but the walk is just too annoying.

I want to stay and mingle. Lenore, who is me, sure does love a party. Party party!

LEVELS:

• Shendir finally hit 49 out in the Hinterlands today! YAY! I promise twice as many 'YAY's when she hits 50 so I can finally use my Gift of the Wild book. Fun times!

OTHER:

Damn it, Zammi.

Hey, uh... Lord? It's not nice to shoot people when they're typing.

OTHER:

• No one leveled today. So sorry, but I don't quite feel very....'here' at the moment. Like when you've been walking for so long you temporarily can't feel anything in your toes? Yea. But that's besides the point. Patch 2.1 brought us Childrens' Week this week, which means spending time with the kiddos. Idachi has obtained both Speedy and Egbert this week, and Shendir has recieved Mr. Wiggles. As much as I want the whole set, I don't think Nol is getting stuck with Whiskers. Maybe Hanryn. Or Lyndall. I just wish I had enough high level capable of getting the other Outlands pets. Getting a one-eyed Willy is just a conversation waiting to happen.

Doc, Biff's guys chased me into the gym and they're gonna jump...me!

LEVELS:

• Lyndall hit 35 yesterday. She's doing all the quests Nol just did, so I suppose it's going pretty quickly.
• Shendir hit 48 this afternoon out in Un'Goro. Tanaris just got too boring, and there's a few level 48-49 things at the beginning of the crater to grind on. I can't wait until I hit 51...Alterac Valley, woo!

Eww. I've died and gone to Montana.

LEVELS:

• Nol hit 36 yesterday and he's only four levels away from being able to use his robobird. It's just sitting in the bank, begging to be used....
• Shendir is now level 47, and while I was in Thunder Bluff I got a quest to visit Arch Druid Runetotem and go fart around in Un'goro. Ah, I remember when Idachi had to do the same thing (but it was Arch Druid Staghelm)....oh the memories...

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

LEVELS:

• Lyndall hit 34this morning because she's just that awesome. I know.
• Shendir also levelled up (level 46!) yesterday in Uldaman...and I never noticed how crappy that instance is for druids. Not a single leather item dropped, and according to the drop tables, only one or two leather things even have a chance of dropping. Crappy magicaster instance, man....

But it is becoming increasingly obvious... I can deny it no longer...I am small.

LEVELS:

• News this good deserves a SCROLLING MARQUEE HTML TAG!



IDACHI IS NOW LEVEL 70!
THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES!


Oh hells yes. Shendir also got some lovin' and is now at about 35% through level 45. I hope to work more on her tomorrow!

She may be the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life, and I have cable!

LEVELS:

• 69, dudes! I can't believe Idachi's one level away from 70, and she still hasn't even really set foot in Netherstorm or Shadowmoon yet.

OTHER:

• April 29 has been my one-year anniversary of World of Warcraft, which means one important thing:
  
  IDACHI IS ONE YEAR OLD!
  Has it really been a year? Man, had I known that I would have bust my ass to get her to 70 on that day. Ah well.

You should write your name on your underwear, Double D. See? I'm "Hand-Wash Only"!

LEVELS:

• Idachi hit 68 on Thursday, which I kinda forgot to mention. Two more levels!
• Nol is 35 now and getting closer and closer to his robobird. Yay, robobirds!
• Hanryn hit 24 early this morning, which was awesome. Being a spookypriest not only allows me to plow through my enemies, but also my mana! I have to drink after every two fights...yeesh.
• Today was a good day for priests; Lyndall hit 33 while in Scarlet Monastery! And thanks to Berronar's crazy ass SM tactics, we did 3 runs in maybe 30 minutes and I got Whitemane's Chapau Chapaeu Chapaeo Hat.

OTHER:

• Also hooray for Jeefs and his shiny new epic mount! Way to not be slow anymore!
• It was decided almost unanimously that Kaie be booted out of the guild, which fills me with almost a little schoolgirlish delight! Sure, Zammi or Fodder or whatever might be a little upset, but she was a total mooch and one of those creepy desparate housewives just begging for some cybering, which only makes me wonder what's going on at the Bunger household. Oh sure, Bunger, I might be able to heal "Almost as well as you" (fucking prick), but you can't even satisfy your wife! HA!

And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Gore—you're super awesome!"

LEVELS:

• Idachi just hit 67 from all this instance running mania going on. It's great to be levelling her again.

OTHER:

• We've been going to Old Hillsbrad a lot lately...and it's probably my second or third favorite instance. It's fairly short, it involves Thrall, elf characters become human, and you only have so many tries to get it right and then it's all over!
• Idachi + officer rank = PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER!
• Illum. also did a 12-man ZG run on Thursday and obliterated everything in our path until we got to the spider boss. Got her down to 7% though...she was as good as dead. Anyway, won the [Blood Scythe], which allows me to pick herbs in ZG....woo, I'm useful!
• Speaking of useful, Idachi found a [Design: Living Teardrop Ruby], which sells on the AH anywhere between 300 and 450 gold. Of course, I'm a good person (read: chump) and it's in Tyranis' little squiddy hands.

Laugh now, lady. After a month of eating cockroaches, you will be begging for gerbster.

LEVELS:

• Nollerskates! 34! Woo!

Up yours, Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams things.

LEVELS:

• Hanryn's at it again, now at levle 23. I feel kinda bad for not playing him in quite a while, but now that he's shadow specced he'll probably level faster (I hope). Well, he's not 100% shadow. Han's actually got a very weirdo 22/5/33 thing going on. Those 5 points in healing are mostly there to boost my Renew and make sure my healing spells don't get interrupted when I have to heal.

OTHER:

• Just messing around on the intertubes, and I found out if I sold Idachi, she'd go for at least $450. Fucking nuts. Buying and selling characters is morally wrong and for total pussies (and I'm pretty sure gold/account buyers have their very own level of hell), but if I ever was to do that she'd sell for at least $420-450. Yeesh.
• Also whilst messing around, I snagged a Burning Crusade (AKA "How to level your character from 60 to 70") guide. I thought it was going to be bad engrish and a crappy .doc file; it's actually a very, very nicely written .psd with lots of info. Who knew? I don't think I'll be using it that much (I mean, Idachi's already more than halfway to 70), but it is cool to see in what order I should be doing quests and where the super best spot to grind is.

Little fools! I am Lucifer! Beelzebub! The Reaper of Souls! The Really Angry One!

LEVELS:

• Hanryn became a spooky priest and hit 22 today. Well, Spooky/dicipline, but who's counting? When fighting beasts I couldn't tell much of a difference between going shadow or staying holy, but on humanoids I seemed to be wiping them out much faster. Of course, I only have about 20 points into the shadow tree right now, so I'm sure there's not all that much of a glaring difference yet.

... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

LEVELS:

• Shendir (remember her?) hit 45 today! What started out as a Whelp farming session in the Badlands (I want a whelp pet for her) turned into a full-fledged grind marathon. And what fun it sorta was!

How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?

LEVELS:

• Idachi hit 66 last night AND got some mondo fancy new pauldrons. I'd call that a good day. Also finished Underbog for the first time yesterday. That end boss is a weird dude, but I just can't complain about floating above everyone's head out of range of the boss healing everyone.
• Nollerskates (now on Staggy-waggy-helm!) hit 33 this afternoon and is learning how to Frost Nova/Blizzard grind. Sure, he's died and awful lot when I was first learning how, BUT IT'S TOO DAMN FUN. He's up to killing at least three things at once pretty well; four mobs at a time is a little more difficult, but still possible (sometimes). He needs a LOT more mana to pull this tactic off, though.

I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you steal Pikachu some other time?

LEVELS:

• Idachi went from 48% to about 62% today, which doesn't really sound like much, but it is. I mean, each quest gives about 10,500 experience, and I only went up like 20 percent! If I quest like madness today, I might even be able to level her (only 22 quests to go!). Of course, my real goal is to just get her up another 20-or-so percent.

OTHER:

• We will be attempting to transfer Nol for realsies this time. I tried on Wednesday and it seemed like it was going to let me transfer him....asking questions I've never seen it ask before (such as "Do you want to transfer this character?" and "What is your credit card info?"). Who knows, maybe he will get transferred today. I know I was going to wait until 40 to move him, but he's just too gimpy to do anything with right now.
• Hanryn, Hanryn, Hanryn. What to do with him? Actually, to spice things up between him and Lyndall, Han might go Dicipline/Holy. Or maybe even throw some Shadow talents in there. It's all speculative.

We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!

LEVELS:

• Lyndall's up to level 32, woo! She finally got Mind Control, which is really more fun than it needs to be. She also got her "when I die I become a spirit healer" thing, which will be useful....eventually...but since Jeff's dr00d and I don't do a lot of dying, it's just kinda there.
• Nol also hit 32 this afternoon as well. Looks like I'll be paying for two mounts at the same time...again. Bah. Anyway, Stranglethorn Vale is a hellhole on PvP servers. Can't complain too much though...I've had my share of ganking Blood Elves.